Bed

Clinophobia is the fear of beds!

Dead Bugs

How do  those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Mankind

How is  it that we put man on the moon 

before we figured out it would be a  good idea to put 

wheels on luggage?

TV

Why do they call it a television set when you only get one?

ATM & Brail

Why do drive-thru ATMs have braille code on them?

2008 Needles inserted in Head

Chinese man sticks 2008 needles in his head to mark Beijing Olympic Games

Lethal Injection

Why are needles for lethal injections sterilized?

Folding Paper

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. 

Happy Everything!

Humor....

Nostrils

Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils? 

 

Why did you just put your finger up your nose to verify???

Skinny Dipping

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Pac-Man

Why is it that the Ghost on Pac-Man have eyes 

but Pac-Man doesn't??