Mankind

How is  it that we put man on the moon 

before we figured out it would be a  good idea to put 

wheels on luggage?

2008 Needles inserted in Head

Chinese man sticks 2008 needles in his head to mark Beijing Olympic Games

Insurance

Why is it you can get insurance coverage for your same gender partner but not your opposite gender partner unless you're married? 

Vanity

Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years to become extremely attractive or famous?

Celebrity Gossip

Why are we so fascinated with the demise of celebrities?

Honesty

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?

Looking & Listening

How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

Elevator

1)Do you push the elevator button more than once?  

2)Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?

Happily Rich

 
If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?

Cycle of Life

If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?

Scared

Why do we go out and pay for someone to scare us when we could walk down certain streets and be scared for free?

"Rock a bye baby"

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

Rock a bye baby on the tree top,
When the wind blows the cradle will rock,
When the bough breaks the cradle will fall,
And down will come baby, cradle and all.

Movies vs Life

If movies and TV represent real life, where are all the minorities?

Telephone

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

Candy & Strangers

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

Electric Chair

If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?